thesassycat:

i got a new follower today

orima-kazooie:

ygocanonshuffle:

can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character

you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this

and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”

“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”

iluisindustries:

Now I’m no heterophobe, but in a hetero relationship, like… which one’s the man and which one’s the other man?

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

And that was the first time I saw a penis

uhuran:

what if every time hannibal made a subtle cannibalism joke he just turned and looked at the camera like in the office

sirlightbulb:

Windows XP? More like Windows XD! Lol Windows ur so random x3

theguilteaparty:

imokwiththis:

torgue:

if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two  scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

frissonne:

hey ladies here’s a self-esteem exercise instead of looking in the mirror every morning and whispering “i am beautiful”  look in the mirror and scream “i dont need to be pretty im smart as shit and can do a lot of things” and then brEAK IT 

abandonedkitten:

popfairy:

blueisforscarvesandboxes:

david-bui:

do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar 

I’m glad it isn’t just me

I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.

Can you be my cashier forever

yungvoodooking:

me: *sigh* i wish i lived in the 50s

suddenly i am thrust 60s years before 2013 into 1953 and watch as my rights practically slip right out of my hands and i am forced to live in an even more war-obsessed, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist society

but at least i have bettie page bangs and a poodle skirt